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Thursday, 05 November 2009

  • No-Chase Policy.

    Gentlemen!

    Do you need golf balls? Do you need golf clubs? Do you need boxers? Do you need a treadmill?

    Ladies!

    Do you need bras? Do you need lipstick? Do you need foundation? Do you need nail polish?

    Well, then!

    Just go to Wal-Mart!!

    You can walk in, grab your stuff, and if you can hide it effectively enough and run fast enough to outrun the security detail, then you're home-free!!! (Unless, of course, the cops get to you afterwards...but that's beside the point)

    Don't worry about Wal-Mart security.....they can't chase after you!!! They have a No-Chase Policy that is STRICTLY enforced!!! They will even do you a favour and fire the security guard if they do chase after you!!!

    So, Let's All Go To Wal-Mart!!!!!

     

    :::Marc Ash was observed by Josh Rutner, security guard at Wal-Mart, stuffing golf balls down his pants. He then exited the store. Ash was confronted. When Ash pulled a knife on him, even though he knew about that No-Chase Policy, Rutner ran him down (chased) because he figured if Ash would pull a knife on security, he would pull a knife on anybody. (I agree) Ash was arrested by police and charged with "robbery with a deadly weapon and aggravated assault".

    Rutner, the HERO, right??

    Wrong. The next day, he was fired because he ran down the suspect and Wal-Mart's No-Chase Policy is STRICTLY enforced.

    The policy is probably in effect for the security's protection, but REALLY? REALLY? Ash is slapped with two charges and the security guard who helped put him away is FIRED??

    GREAT JOB, WAL-MART! ALL HAIL WAL-MART!! :::

     

    Ref: Ocala

     

Wednesday, 04 November 2009

  • Be Healthy.

    I try to be the good girl and drink lots of water. You want that pee to look like you just spit a mouthful of yellow into a bucket of water. It's not suppose to stink, it's not suppose to be cloudy, and it's not suppose to be bloody.

    And my pee looks clear, has just a tint of yellow, and doesn't smell bad.

    Great, right?

    Wrong.

    Because what they forget to tell you is don't drink too much water out in public. When you don't have access to a nice clean bathroom.

    Because if you do, you will need to pee, and you will need to pee A LOT.

    I was peeing in a public bathroom after drinking almost two bottles of water and FYI, MEN, you have it good. Ya'll can just stand there and daydream about the boobalicious girl you just saw, or that tasty lunch you just ate, or fantasize about how you want to hit your boss RIGHT NOW.

    We ladies must use our almost non-existent thigh muscles and hold our one hundred and so and so pounds up for the duration of our pee.

Friday, 30 October 2009

  • Precious.

    They say that this movie endorsed by Oprah and Perry are going to ruin it. Say that it'll disappoint people and they won't watch it. But I watched this preview, and if they didn't get the previews from the best parts of the movie, I AM HOOKED. It does seem to depict much of what I saw when I was younger. And I don't care if it's endorsed by O and P or not. I watch the preview, if it looks good, I'm gonna watch it.

    PS. Mariah Carey, Monique, and others make special appearances.

    After watching the preview, and knowing that Oprah and Perry endorse it, would you watch the movie when it hits the theatres?

Thursday, 29 October 2009

  • The Frog Prince. Or The Princess and the Frog. Whatever.

    Disney's First Black Princess. ::The Frog Prince::The Princess and the Frog::

    I just saw a heading on Datingish where the question "why are all Disney princesses size zeroes?"

    Well, I can tell you that Disney's First Black Princess is NOT a size zero, and she looks stunning!! She is curvalicious and beautiful. Enter Princess Tiana.

    I never realised how there weren't black princesses in the disney movies. Ariel, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast, etc. etc. They're all white! Of course, there's Jasmine.

    Anyhow, I think it's marvelous that Disney now has a black princess on their side, and she seems quite happy being there! Her prince is white, which raised some controversy. Hm, should they have inserted a black prince? I'm not sure. I really can't say, because, after all, there aren't any Asian princesses yet (and no, Jasmine was NOT Asian because she is Arabian, at least I think...Arabian nighttts). and I would like there to be.

    It took many decades for Disney to add a black princess, how long will it take to insert an Asian one? Or a Latino one? Where is the changeee?

  • VolksWagon

    There are some automatic things that aren't necessary, like the keyless engine thing...What is that anyway? Pushing a button or turning the plastic takes the same amount of time it does to turn your key in the ignition anyhow.

    But the parking is a HUGE advance in technology.....and I think it's awesome! Is it particularly necessary? No. Is it particularly safe? No. But neither is everyone's driving....

    Is technology going too far?

     

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